mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential

grumpycat101:

Texts From Your Dog: completely accurate. - If Your Dog Could Text

grumpycat101:

Texts From Your Dog: completely accurate. - If Your Dog Could Text


keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(via pizza)


(via drifteddd)


(via drifteddd)



thebuttinventor:

precumming:

thank you to whoever invented butts

you’re welcome

(via twistedtorture)